Chapter 878: Supplementing the Kidneys

In the early morning, the red sun burst forth with a radiant glow, leaping above the horizon and painting one beautiful mountain peak after another crimson.

In the back mountains, sounds once again emerged from the new house. Someone had made a move but was ultimately subdued. It wasn't until the domain runes flickered for a long time that quiet finally returned to the area.

The old monsters in the Great Dream Pure Land felt quite stifled. They hadn't slept well all night, feeling incredibly frustrated. Lately, they had felt guilty towards the demon king Chu Feng, but when the truth was finally revealed, they were so shocked they felt like spitting blood.

Chu Feng finally got up, standing in front of the palace on the spiritual mountain. He practiced the "Pilfering Breath Method" facing the red sun, his entire body bathed in golden and red light, appearing sacred and majestic.

"Dad, did you sleep well?"

From the foot of the mountain, the little Daoist priest huffed and puffed his way up. There was nothing he could do; he had been sealed. Neither the old monsters in the Great Dream Pure Land nor Chu Feng could tolerate him, as he had been the one to crash the wedding chamber last night. They had never encountered such an obnoxious son!

Chu Feng looked down at him and said, "Go, wash up. Later, we'll go pay respects to your grandparents."

"Oh my!" Upon hearing this, the little Daoist priest nearly tumbled down the mountain. He looked stunned, mumbling to himself, "I'm not ready yet!"

"Pah, what preparation do you need?" Chu Feng eyed him disdainfully.

The little Daoist priest replied, "You and Mom just had your wedding night, and you're taking me to see the two elders? Won't I just be asking for trouble? If I'm not beaten to death, I'll at least be discriminated against!" At the same time, he thought his dad was very unreliable.

Qin Luoyin appeared, having finished washing and dressing. Dressed in a bright silver long gown that trailed on the ground, she stood on the mountaintop, facing the morning glow. Her sleeves fluttered in the gentle breeze, making her look like a goddess from the Nine Heavens about to ascend.

She possessed a perfect countenance, with bright eyes and pearly white teeth. Her figure was graceful and elegant. Especially when bathed in the morning glow, her entire being seemed to glow with a faint golden radiance, making her appear even more transcendent, as if she didn't belong to this world.

When Qin Luoyin learned of Chu Feng's decision, she dropped her goddess-like demeanor and wanted to hit him. On the first day of marriage, going to meet her in-laws and showing up with a son? How could she ever hold her head high again?

"It's fine," Chu Feng said. "My parents are very open-minded. Just tell them the truth. Besides, only they will know; outsiders won't."

Finally, the family of three set off.

When the old monsters of the Great Dream Pure Land saw this, their expressions turned strange, and their faces twitched. They truly couldn't stand this demon king Chu Feng.

Chu Feng's parents were already up. They knew from their optical computer that Chu Feng was bringing his daughter-in-law to pay respects, according to old Earth customs, and both were very happy.

However, when they saw Chu Feng enter with his magnificent daughter-in-law and a small child following behind, they instantly froze. What was going on?

What left them most bewildered was that the little one was very lively and sweet-tongued. He bounced over to them, shouting, "Grandpa, Grandma!"

Chu Zhiyuan, who was still drinking tea, suddenly spat it out with a "pffft" sound, nearly spraying the little Daoist priest with a mouthful of tea. Wang Jing was no better; she choked on her tea, coughed repeatedly, and was utterly flustered.

"Grandpa, Grandma, drink your tea slowly."

This "little one" was very well-behaved and nimble. He climbed onto a wicker chair and proceeded to massage both their backs, looking incredibly obedient. His large eyes were like black gemstones, and they constantly darted around.

Chu Feng's father was usually the calmest, but now he couldn't hold back. He secretly sent a telepathic message to Chu Feng, asking, "What exactly is going on?" His mother, whose evolutionary level was not low, also used telepathy, nervously asking Chu Feng, "Can aliens have children this quickly?"

Chu Feng felt that the matter hadn't been handled perfectly, so he secretly offered a brief explanation, his usually composed face showing a rare blush. If even he was like this, it was clear what Qin Luoyin's situation and state were: her fair and beautiful face was now flushed, and her usual composure and nobility had vanished.

Only the little Daoist priest was completely uninhibited, calling "Grandma" and "Grandpa" with immense affection.

Chu Zhiyuan and Wang Jing were truly dazed. It took them a long time to collect themselves after the initial bewilderment, slowly calming their minds. It was only because their nerves were strong enough; otherwise, this shock would have been more than an ordinary person could bear.

Wang Jing said, "Luoyin, dear child, you've been wronged. If Chu Feng ever dares to bully you, tell us, and we'll make sure he behaves."

This was originally meant for Qin Luoyin, but the little Daoist priest's eyes instantly lit up. With a whoosh, he scrambled onto Wang Jing's lap, smiling as brilliantly as a blossoming flower bud. Of course, in his father's eyes, it was utterly fake—just trying to curry favor for no reason!

"Grandma, I'll massage your legs!"

Wang Jing said, "My dear grandson is truly... extraordinarily gifted. He can call me Grandma right after being born. Luckily, Grandma has experienced all sorts of things in the past year or two, otherwise, I really would be unsettled."

It was only the first day, and bringing a grandson was one thing, but this child, only a few days old, already knew how to call her Grandma and flatter her. Wang Jing and Chu Zhiyuan felt like something supernatural was happening. Fortunately, they had seen all sorts of strange things—even an alien had become their daughter-in-law, and they themselves had traveled to the depths of the universe—so nothing was truly unacceptable.

After getting over their initial discomfort, Wang Jing and Chu Zhiyuan got used to it and grew very fond of the little Daoist priest, because he was so sweet-tongued.

Before, they always urged Chu Feng to get married and settle down early, but their wishes were never fulfilled. Now Chu Feng not only got married but also over-completed the task by directly presenting them with a grandson. After the initial shock, both began to feel delighted and excited.

"Grandma, Dad is bullying me!" Sure enough, after currying favor for no reason, the little Daoist priest began to complain.

"What happened?" Wang Jing asked.

"He stole a black talisman paper from me and still won't give it back! You have to side with me!" The little Daoist priest whined in Wang Jing's arms, which sent shivers down Chu Feng's spine.

These were originally words Wang Jing had said to Qin Luoyin, telling her that if Chu Feng ever bullied her, she should tell Wang Jing and Chu Zhiyuan directly, to foster a closer mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship. As a result, the little Daoist priest actually used it.

"Xiaofeng, you're truly behaving improperly, snatching things from a child. Give it back to him immediately!" Chu Zhiyuan spoke up.

Chu Feng felt a surge of frustration. What kind of situation was this? He could beat his son, but now his father was also warning him, especially since it was due to his son, the little Daoist priest, complaining. He really wanted to teach that kid a lesson.

"He's just a little kid, what does he know, fresh out of the womb? Don't believe him!" Chu Feng explained, unable to shake the feeling that bringing this child to see his parents was a mistake.

Qin Luoyin, with her peerless grace, now revealed a charming smile as she looked at her son. The little Daoist priest seemed emboldened and immediately started bickering with Chu Feng. Of course, he was very gentle, not daring to be a disobedient son, and argued very mildly, but no matter what, he was still contradicting his father.

"Don't bully the child! You're a grown-up. Give it back to him later!" Wang Jing made the final decision.

"Fine!" Chu Feng felt that bringing the child this time was purely shooting himself in the foot.

"Grandma, Grandpa, what exactly is our family's heirloom?" the little Daoist priest asked, looking innocent and naive, with incredibly pure eyes.

Chu Feng wiped away sweat and simultaneously wanted to beat him even more. This little rogue was truly cunning, starting from here. Fortunately, the two elders had no idea about any "heirloom," otherwise, he really would have found out today.

When it was time to leave, Chu Feng insisted on taking the little Daoist priest with him, because he wanted to find a secluded spot to thoroughly discipline him. But the little Daoist priest's mouth was as sweet as honey. He clung to the two elders, stubbornly refusing to leave, and ended up staying.

The two elders were very fond of their grandson, thinking he was precocious, sensible, lively, and clever. Chu Feng could only leave with a dark expression on his face, because even Qin Luoyin hadn't left, staying to chat with the two elders and subtly learn about his past.

"The demon king Chu Feng is out!" someone lamented. "Sigh, our junior sister is the most renowned goddess in the starry sky, yet she jumped into a fiery pit, marrying this demon. My heart aches!"

In the Great Dream Pure Land, some young disciples pointed at Chu Feng from a distance. At the same time, many felt a deep sense of defeat and despair.

Chu Feng glared and said, "You people aren't practicing properly. Here you are, gathering in groups, talking nonsense. What kind of behavior is this? Come on, all of you, come practice with me!"

Then, this group met with tragedy. They were taken to the training ground by him, and after a "sparring session," none of them could stand up. Chu Feng virtually acted as the Supreme Cult Master, instructing this group, leaving these young disciples with unutterable grievances and unable to voice their anger. Because at yesterday's wedding, the demon king Chu Feng had even killed a Minor Saint from beyond their domain, who was on par with the quasi-sage level. Who among them dared to disobey?

In the Pure Land, a group of old folks also turned a blind eye, letting Chu Feng do as he pleased. It was good to discipline these disciples a bit, indirectly motivating them to cultivate.

Large numbers of guests bade farewell and left the Great Dream Pure Land. Chu Feng also needed to see off some important guests, such as those from the Buddha, Half-Immortal, and Daoist races.

Others were fine, but when it was time to see off the Half-Immortal race, their elder grabbed his hand excitedly, refusing to let go, examining him thoroughly and repeatedly. Finally, the elder of the Half-Immortal race said, "Our saintess is about to marry Wu Lunhui. We hope you, young friend, will also attend the wedding."

Chu Feng felt his scalp tingle. He truly didn't know how to respond. At this point, did the Half-Immortal race still not know who he was?

"Ahem, we will certainly attend," an old woman from the Great Dream Pure Land replied. "We just hope Wu Lunhui doesn't meet with any mishaps."

What was going on? Chu Feng was suspicious.

The silver-haired loli secretly explained, saying, "Brother-in-law, are you stupid? A month ago, our elders already announced across the universe that my sister would marry Wu Lunhui. We have to go through with it no matter what. Even if there's no Wu Lunhui, we'd have to create one. So, you can't escape; you have to go!"

Chu Feng was speechless. Was a second wedding about to start immediately? He was a bit flustered; the pace was too fast! As the Half-Immortal race departed, the silver-haired loli looked back and smiled, sweetly calling out, "Goodbye, Brother-in-law!"

This scene made many people widen their eyes, because there were still many guests present. They vigorously dug at their ears, making sure they hadn't misheard. At that moment, Ying Wudi clutched his chest, feeling unbearable pain. He stumbled away with the elder of his race, deeply hurt.

Finally, ninety percent of the guests had departed. Chu Feng hurried to visit his brothers: the Big Black Ox, Ouyang Feng, Yellow Ox, Maiden Xi, and others.

"What? Yaoyao had an ominous premonition, so you all left Earth and entered the starry sky?" Chu Feng was now shocked to learn the truth.

"Yes, Princess Yaoyao was very serious, extremely solemn," Yellow Ox nodded. "Her attitude was completely different from usual."

Chu Feng immediately became serious and discussed countermeasures with them.

"We'll stay in the Pure Land for a few days and then leave," they decided. "When we go, we'll take your parents with us and prepare to go into seclusion. We have a feeling this part of the universe isn't right; something big might happen!"

"Right, let's keep a low profile recently," they agreed. "We should all hide and not cause trouble!"

This was the decision of the group of great demons from Kunlun. Even Maiden Xi agreed, though she remained aloof towards Chu Feng and had strong opinions about his marriage.

For the next few days, Chu Feng was quite leisurely. Whenever he had free time, he'd go to a golden lake to fish for ancient turtles and golden dragons. After cooking them, he'd invite his brothers over for drinks.

The Great Dream Pure Land didn't notice at first, but once they found out, a group of old monsters turned red with fury. Damn it, those were spirit creatures raised by ancient saints! This kid had been coming every day to fish recently. It was too outrageous. Yet, earlier, no one had discovered him, because Chu Feng understood domains, moving as if no one was there.

"Isn't this my wedding? I need to replenish myself, to avoid kidney deficiency!" When Chu Feng was caught, he even spoke with conviction, making Qin Luoyin, who had rushed over upon hearing the news, blush fiercely. She turned around in anger and scurried away, unable to say another word.

Chu Feng, with his incredibly thick skin, said, "Look, Luoyin is shy. We're newlyweds, this is perfectly normal. Don't run, it's getting late. Let's go home together, my dear wife."

The group of old monsters was speechless!

Not two days later, the group of old monsters in the Great Dream Pure Land was on the verge of collapse, because they discovered Chu Feng was studying the deepest domain in the Pure Land, intending to sneak into the divine medicine field and meddle with the cherished possessions of the Mirroring the Heavens-level ancient ancestor. At the same time, they also discovered Chu Feng was studying the upper volume of the Great Dream Breathing Method. They didn't know how he had obtained it in the Pure Land, but it was suspected that he had entered the Enlightenment Hall!

"Chu Feng, go deliver a letter for this old one. I don't trust anyone else with it."

They were practically forced to do this out of desperation. The group of old monsters in the Great Dream Pure Land had massive headaches; they wanted to get him out of the way for a few days to figure something out.

"Alright!" Chu Feng agreed cheerfully. He took the letter, left the Great Dream Pure Land, and went to diligently carry out his task.

"Oh no, we made a mistake in our haste!" they exclaimed. "Letting him out like this, isn't that playing right into his hands? What if the demon king Chu Feng goes to the Half-Immortal race to get married?"

"We're doomed!"

The group of old monsters stamped their feet, filled with deep regret.