Chapter 1258: Gu Xing'er Seeks Help

Jiang Fan nodded gently and turned to leave.

As he walked along the path leading out, his Moon Realm device suddenly chimed. Jiang Fan was surprised. He was already in the Great Desolation State; how could the Moon Realm still transmit messages? After a brief moment of astonishment, he quickly took it out to check. Taicang State was currently far from peaceful, with the Honored One of Heart Evil, the Witch, and the Half-Giant. He wondered if this message was from Tianji Pavilion, informing him that they were in trouble.

But as he focused on the screen, his mouth twitched.

"Journal of Death: Excuse me, everyone, a friend of mine is in trouble and would like some advice."

"Empress: Speak."

"Journal of Death: My friend used a mysterious item, and her chest keeps getting bigger. She's very distressed about it."

"Empress: Mysterious item?"

"Flower Cluster: Getting bigger?"

"Blossoming Wealth: Distressed?"

"Empress: What mysterious item? Where can I buy it? I have a friend who wants to buy it."

"Flower Cluster: My friend wants to get bigger."

"Blossoming Wealth: My friend wants to experience this kind of distress."

"Never Spoil the Mood: How come I feel like the 'friends' you're talking about are actually yourselves?"

The Moon Realm fell silent.

"Never Spoil the Mood: Did I say something wrong?"

"Never Spoil the Mood: Why is no one talking?"

"Never Spoil the Mood: Should I stop talking then?"

The silent Moon Realm immediately became active again.

"Journal of Death: But my friend's chest is already bigger than her head."

"Empress: ???"

"Flower Cluster: !!!"

"Blossoming Wealth: ..."

Jiang Fan was stunned. His prediction had come true: under the effect of the Resting Earth, Gu Xin'er's chest would indeed become larger than her head.

This... Recalling her petite figure with two abundant bosoms larger than her head, a specific image, combining youthfulness with exaggerated proportions, floated into his mind.

Actually, it didn't seem bad. Many gentlemen enjoyed that.

Provided it didn't keep growing.

After some thought, he typed:

"Good Name Suggestion: I do have a Hundred Spirit Pill, which can treat deformities. It should be useful for you."

It had originally been prepared for the Third Princess of the East Sea. But since Gu Xin'er needed it urgently, he could only prioritize her. He would find the materials to refine another one for the Third Princess later.

"Journal of Death: Really? You're so kind to me, boo hoo hoo... oh, oh, I mean, kind to my friend."

"Good Name Suggestion: I'm in the Great Desolation State. I don't know when I'll be back. Can your friend wait?"

"Journal of Death: How long? It's growing faster and faster now."

"Good Name Suggestion: Uncertain. Could be as fast as today, or as slow as half a month."

"Journal of Death: Half a month? Boo hoo hoo, my friend has such a bitter fate."

Jiang Fan had no solution. He and the Four-Crowned Asura King were efficient, so the marriage alliance shouldn't take too long. His only fear was unexpected events causing delays. Thus, he couldn't give an exact return date.

Should he have Gu Xin'er come to the Great Desolation State? But using a state-level teleportation array required not only the Qintian Supervisor's approval but also a precious top-grade crystal. Could Gu Xin'er manage that?

Or should he waste a top-grade crystal to send the Hundred Spirit Pill back to Taicang State himself?

Just then, the Moon Realm chimed again.

"Blossoming Wealth: I'll send someone to give you a Hundred Spirit Pill. Go wait at the Qintian Supervisor's Heaven State Teleportation Array now."

"Journal of Death: Ah! Thank you, Auntie."

"Blossoming Wealth: Auntie... I don't want to send it anymore."

"Journal of Death: Sorry, it's Sister Blossoming Wealth."

"Blossoming Wealth: Go on."

Jiang Fan was secretly astonished. The Hundred Spirit Pill was a fifth-grade spirit pill, and Blossoming Wealth just offered one like that? More importantly, it wasn't just the pill. It was how she casually spent a top-grade crystal to use a state-level teleportation array. How powerful was her background? Blossoming Wealth truly was a wealthy lady, a top-tier wealthy lady!

Of the six people in the Moon Realm, Jiang Fan still didn't understand the meaning of "Journal of Death," but the rest had perfectly fitting names.

Seeing the matter resolved, he put away the Moon Realm. He had also just arrived at the exit of the forbidden area. Before he could step out, he heard drunken, slurred words from outside.

"Chu Yun, tell me, aren't I amazing?"

"With my own power, I messed with the six demon sect masters so badly they didn't even recognize their own parents."

"Hahaha, I even admire myself."

"Those old farts in Taicang State always thought they were the best at scheming. Turns out, I'm the most formidable one!"

Zhang Chuyun's mouth twitched frantically. "Great Wine Offering, you're drunk, stop talking." She quickly covered the Great Wine Offering's mouth.

The Great Wine Offering broke free, stumbled, and mumbled incoherently: "What, don't you admire me? I'm so amazing!"

Zhang Chuyun awkwardly said, "Of course, I admire you." She cautiously looked around. The six demon venerables were glaring at the Great Wine Offering with eyes spitting fire.

It turned out they had run into the heavily drunken Great Wine Offering right after coming out. They had planned to wait for Jiang Fan to emerge and discuss the control rights with him. Who knew that the babbling Great Wine Offering would blurt out the truth about their confinement?

The Honored One of Desirelessness exploded on the spot: "I knew that damned tree insisted on controlling us! So you colluded with it!"

The Honored One of Red Dust's pretty face turned cold: "You old drunkard! Come on, find me a dog. I'll arrange a pure, cross-species love for her!"

The awakened demon venerable whose divine halo was shattered cursed even more profanely, spitting saliva. The other three venerables didn't fall behind, kindly cursing the Great Wine Offering's ancestors for eighteen generations.

The Great Wine Offering was somewhat sobered by the scolding. She opened her eyes and looked embarrassed: "Oh, you're all here? Isn't this a coincidence? I was just drunk and boasting. How could I have the ability to scheme against you? You agree, right?"

But the six demon venerables were relentless, surrounding her and spraying her with insults. The Great Wine Offering couldn't stand being sprayed and angrily said, "Are you rebelling? Are you bullying me because I can't act against you? Don't forget, you're already controlled by the Ginkgo tree. Be careful, I might chant a spell to make the seeds in your belly sprout and burst you!"

Upon hearing this, the six demon venerables cursed even more fiercely. Because someone had already stolen her thunder! She couldn't control their lives and deaths!

The Great Wine Offering gritted her teeth, pushed away a demon venerable, and angrily said, "Fine, I'll go find the Ginkgo tree right now and get the patterns. However fiercely you're cursing now, that's how much you'll regret it later!"

Saying this, still a bit tipsy, she staggered towards the bird's nest. As soon as she entered, she bumped into Jiang Fan. She raised her wine-laden eyes to examine Jiang Fan and said, "Eh? Who are you? How did someone else get into the forbidden area?"

Jiang Fan replied, "I am Jiang Fan. Greetings, Great Wine Offering of Great Desolation State."

The Great Wine Offering suddenly understood: "Oh, so it's you." She forced herself to gather her wits and stood straight. As the Great Wine Offering of Great Desolation State, how could she lose face in front of an outsider? "Cough, cough, actually, don't think they're scolding me. That's just the custom in our Great Desolation State. The more we like someone, the more intense our words become. If they're polite to you, you should examine yourself to see if you're unlikeable. Understand?"

Jiang Fan touched his nose: "Yes, I understand. I understand everything."

The Great Wine Offering finally sighed in relief. She had successfully bluffed her way through.

But then, the Honored One of Desirelessness, the Honored One of Red Dust, and the other four demon venerables all stepped forward. With smiling faces and overflowing enthusiasm, they all cupped their hands and bowed:

"We have been waiting for Young Master for a long time."

Their voices echoed like thunder, reverberating in all directions. Jiang Fan turned his head to look at the Great Wine Offering, whose face had stiffened:

"I guess I'm unwelcome, then?"