Chapter 253: Joking, We're All Straight Men!

Author: Three Hundred Jin's SmileUpdated: August 20, 2019, 9:57 PMWord Count: 6406

Yumia Empire, Year 61.

Yumia, the Great Elf Emperor, once again pioneered a new field, creating spatial rings. These valuable magical artifacts were crafted using the internal space of the Life Fruits that nurture elves.

Upon hearing the news, Ilfan was sitting in the forest with Jillna and their two children, enjoying a barbecue. He commented, "Her talent is immense, and she desperately works to uphold the reputation of 'Yumia.' The ancient Life Trees, which previously distrusted me, now fully trust her and have given her the Life Fruits for study."

Yumia Empire, Year 67.

In the ancient forest of Mirsey, Ilfan's tracks were discovered. Emperor Yumia personally went there. The entire land was razed, and Ilfan fled, severely wounded.

Yumia Empire, Year 71.

The human child, Arthur, and the demon child, Rul, gradually grew into adults. During their travels, they even met and married elven women they loved.

Several more years passed.

Arthur had three children: two sons and one daughter.Rul had one demon son.

As their clans expanded, the likelihood of being discovered and apprehended grew. After much hesitation, he decided to separate the clans, allowing his two children to live independently with their own families.

He told them, "You're adults now, and I've taught both of you how to cook. You can go travel and do whatever you wish."

Yumia Empire, Year 94.

Several years passed, and elves gradually discovered two humanoid intelligent races, besides themselves, who could reproduce independently without the gestation of the Elven Ancient Trees, and who possessed unique male lives!

"Can we have children too? Can we try?"

Some beautiful elves were even more curious, wondering if they too could gestate life like the ancient Life Trees. Some elves began to fall in love and live with them, bearing many descendants.

In the Elven Royal Palace.

"Those are the descendants of sinners!"

Yumia, the Great Elf Emperor, began establishing prisons, becoming the warden herself. "Any elf who associates with these criminals, or bears their offspring, will be imprisoned! They are traitors to the elven race, having lost their divinity and been corrupted by desire with these two sinful races. All of them must be captured and declared outlaws!"

After a brief century of peace, the Elven Empire once again faced war and turmoil, a conflict even more terrifying than the previous Unification War of the Elven Tribes!

The Treeworld Prison was established.

After unifying the elven race, over four hundred War Ancient Trees had been recuperating. Now, three hundred of these War Ancient Trees formed the treewall of a square prison, from which no one could escape!

"We have our race, and we have our dignity! Humans are free! We dare to fight against the god who created the elves!"

Arthur, the Human Archmage, led his people in reproduction and resistance!

The demon race, although capable of self-reproduction, had a low birth rate similar to elves. With only dozens of free clan members remaining, Rul chose to abandon the war, digging caves and hiding deep underground.

Several years passed.

Vast numbers of various male criminals were captured and imprisoned.

In previous elven wars, the various ancient Life Trees considered it an internal struggle and didn't pay much attention. But now, it involved a threat to their very existence, potentially overthrowing their rule. All males had to be eliminated; the world belonged to the elves.

Spore Evolution Sandbox.

Across the lush green miniature mountains and rivers, various species were evolving wildly.

Everyone was striving to silently evolve their species, hoping to catch this wave of global development. However, the scene was a bit strange: animals had become extremely rare, and many were engrossed in evolving plants.

The entire sandbox was almost devoid of land animals, with a proliferation of plants, creating an extremely eerie atmosphere.

Everyone implicitly understood the situation, overturning and re-evolving their plant species with desperate effort.

A new player couldn't help but ask a question, immediately drawing a huge response.

"What? Are you saying I started evolving into a plant because I listened to a cute girl and wanted to gain powerful strength instantly upon entering the Ancient Wood World? Impossible! I'm not that kind of unprincipled person! Getting stronger by cross-dressing? No way!"

"Hahaha! That's ridiculous! I'm a straight man, okay! I'm not young; I have a wife! I'm over thirty, and my son is in school. How would he look at me if I turned into a woman? I've just been evolving plants for so long, I don't even know how long, so I can't just give up, right?"

Countless veteran players declared that they would never be swayed by power or abandon their principles.

Akina Mountain Speed, in the process of transforming into a plant and rooting himself in the soil, took the lead in speaking out, warning the surrounding new players:

"Hilarious! I'm a veteran player, and after painstakingly re-cultivating for fifty or sixty years—the equivalent of a normal person's lifespan—I can also re-cultivate to become a fifth-tier being. How could I be so unprincipled? They're just offering me levels and heaven-defying talents! How could I be easily enticed by the tempting salaries and benefits from the great Elven Ancient Trees? Becoming their hired elven hero? I'm not that kind of person!"

Everyone asserted that as respectable men, how could they possibly succumb to temptation?

"These shameless scoundrels!"

Xu Zhi was stunned, thinking that after losing their hair from overwork, these guys had become even more cunning and devious. Moreover, their shamelessness was as thick as city walls; ordinary people couldn't be as brazen as these ridiculous people.

Xu Zhi had not expected such madness on the planet of the Ancient Tree World.

It had only just begun to develop, with the nascent cultivation system emerging and civilizations transitioning from savage tribes to city-states, when such terrifying events erupted.

Xu Zhi imagined the scene:

By then, under the Elven Ancient Trees, a bunch of beautiful elven women would come out, scratching their feet, picking their noses, and constantly clamoring to defy the heavens?

He believed Di Qi would also be bewildered.

"Heh heh, if you anger Di Qi, the 'Sun,' be careful he doesn't 'sun' you all." Xu Zhi chuckled, thinking they wouldn't cause much trouble for Di Qi.

Suddenly, a player reported, "Breaking news! Mumu, from outside, has posted an update—he's become a man and is married!"

"Holy crap!"

Everyone's eyes widened instantly; they were dumbfounded.

Mumu is still so flashy! They haven't even entered the sea of suffering, but Mumu has already escaped it and is enjoying the fruits of life!?

They all immediately stopped evolving species, planning to go check it out. At this moment, the external forums were also in an uproar.

Screenshots, screenshots, screenshots,

Wedding photos were being posted one after another, making countless people incredibly envious.

"He's already got the beauty? Damn it!"

"Now I understand why I don't have a girlfriend: it's because I didn't cross-dress, blend in as their friend, and then seize the opportunity to win their hearts! I think I've found a way to get out of being single! Happy face"

"So that's how it is? To have a girlfriend, you first have to become a woman? *Deep contemplation emoji*"

"The real fear is that after I become a woman, I'll start looking for a boyfriend. *Witty emoji*"

A bunch of players were making suggestive remarks, but the wedding photos kept coming, making others incredibly jealous.

A beautiful Water Elf maiden and a tall, handsome male elf were taking photos everywhere, posing for wedding pictures. He even transformed into his true demonic form, covered in flames, and kissed the elven beauty while holding her.

"Damn! Western fantasy wedding photos, and I'm being fed dog food!"

Countless people were heartbroken, but Mumu had indeed endured hardship, spending over a hundred years to finally transform from a "suffering sister" to a lover.

But gradually, someone noticed something was off.

The wedding wasn't held in the Elven Royal Palace, but deep in the mountains?

After Mumu finished posting the pictures, he seriously began explaining the current situation: he had become a man, but had been tricked by the Elven Ancient Trees, losing all his honor and now wandering the world. Everyone was instantly stunned!

"You brat, always reeking of athlete's foot, asking others if your foot skin felt good or if the smell was strong—now it's finally your turn!"

Hoisted by your own petard.

Everyone thought it was hilarious and chuckled gleefully. "You little jerk, you finally got what you deserved."

Mumu said nothing, continuing to post screenshots.

Various travel and food pictures, as if he were a scenery enthusiast, along with photos of his two children.

"Are you f***ing escaping or traveling? Your two children—one looks human, the other demonic! You're a beast! Give you one woman, and you can create two races?"

"I'm so jealous!"

Everyone instantly felt something was off.

"Is there no law anymore? Shouldn't you be the target of a relentless, stinky pursuit, then suppressed and imprisoned?"

Mumu said nothing, then chuckled, "Hahaha! Let me explain. My descendants have been multiplying relentlessly, and I'm overwhelmed. I have no ambition, but my two sons are quite ambitious; they want to lead their races to rise."

Everyone fell silent, their teeth aching with envy. "You get one woman, you create two races, then you use these two races to wage war against the elves to solve your security crisis and escape?"

Mumu said nothing, "They can't catch my wife and me anymore. And her athlete's foot stings the eyes, but it can't suffocate me; I naturally counteract her!

I, Mumu, swear here and now! Even if I trip on a rock and die, or get beaten to death by my wife, no matter how I die, I will never be caught and imprisoned by Yumia!"

"Instead, for all of you, once you go in, don't blame me for not warning you. If you try to cause trouble, there's a ninety percent chance Yumia will suffocate you to death with her foot odor.

Hahahaha! Everyone, experience the fear of being suffocated to death by a beautiful elven maiden's athlete's foot! I'm out! I'm going to continue traveling the world with my wife and enjoying all sorts of delicacies!"

"Are you kidding us?!" Everyone instantly felt a headache coming on. So the person involved wasn't greatly affected and had happily become a man, but left a huge mess for them?

And Mumu had burned all bridges; they had no path left. It would be impossible to trick the Ancient Life Trees in the same way; they would surely be vigilant. Would they only be able to become female elves from now on?

Akina Mountain Speed, in particular, was furious, pacing frantically in front of his computer. He had wanted to use this trick to become a man, but never expected Mumu, that scoundrel, to get ahead of him. And that athlete's foot of yours is so incredibly pungent—even if they were the legs of a truly beautiful elven maiden, who could stand that!

He instantly wanted to reach through the network cable and beat him to death!

Ultimately, he took a deep breath, calmed his resentment, returned to his desk, and meticulously reorganized his piles of books and documents, studying them carefully. "It seems that to deal with Yumia, I'll have to evolve a species that gets stronger by eating spicy food!"