Chapter 1056: One Urine Breaks the Seal

Seeing him stop in place with a strange expression, Teacher Wu couldn't help but look over and ask, “Teacher Zhang, is there something wrong with this seal?”

In his impression, Dean Zhang had always been calm and composed, never showing emotion no matter the situation. His current expression surely indicated a major, difficult problem.

“Oh, nothing, I just find it a bit strange…”

Zhang Xuan’s mouth twitched. He said no more, walked about forty meters away, and then waved to the crowd. “Everyone, don't rush to cultivate. Let's discuss how to break this seal and enter the gate!”

“Teacher Zhang, have you found a solution?”

Everyone walked over in unison, their eyes shining with anticipation.

“I've thought of one, but…”

Scratching his head, Zhang Xuan knew that what he had seen was too unbelievable to say aloud. He had no choice but to ask, “Does anyone here have Cyanwater Spiritual Liquid with them?”

“Cyanwater Spiritual Liquid?”

Everyone was stunned and exchanged bewildered glances.

Cyanwater Spiritual Liquid is the academic term for the urine of a Saint Beast, making it sound less vulgar. Normal cultivators usually carry some with them for trials, to mark boundaries or prevent harassment from spiritual beasts at night. Previously, during his life-or-death battle with Physician You Xu, Zhang Xuan had forced him to drink this, causing him to nearly vomit blood and die from sheer frustration.

“This ancient ruin is so old, I figured… there wouldn't be any Saint Beasts or spiritual beasts, so I didn't prepare any…”

“Me too. I had a jar of it before, but as my strength grew, I felt it was useless and rather undignified to carry around, so I threw it away!”

“Our Combat Master Hall never uses such things. If spiritual beasts attack, we just kill them. If we kill enough, they naturally won't bother us…”

Everyone shook their heads.

Those who could come here were almost all prominent figures: Han Xu, president of the Qingyuan Empire's Formation Master Guild; Wu Rufeng and Mu Yuan, seven-star master teachers; Wu Tianqiong, Shen Pingchao, and Wu Ran, deans of the three great academies… Combined with the Combat Master Hall members, almost none of them had the habit of carrying Saint Beast urine. Thus, everyone was bewildered by the question.

“None of you brought it?”

Rubbing his temples, Zhang Xuan glanced at Luo Ruoxi, who was not far away.

The girl gritted her teeth with a look of resentment. “I didn't bring any either!”

“Alright! Since no one has any…”

Seeing that no one had it, Zhang Xuan shook his head, rubbed his temples, and with a flick of his wrist, a pile of pots, bowls, and basins appeared on the ground. He looked up with a helpless expression. “Then… just pee yourselves!”

“Pfft!”

Everyone simultaneously stumbled, feeling as if they were about to vomit blood.

You're looking for Cyanwater Spiritual Liquid, and you're telling us to pee… Does the transition have to be so abrupt? Moreover, everyone here is a person of importance. To just openly pee… everyone was frantic and felt like going crazy.

“Hurry up, and try to produce as much as possible. Whether we can break the seal depends on how much you provide…”

Ignoring the conflicted expressions on everyone's faces, Zhang Xuan waved his hand.

“I…”

Everyone's faces turned green, and they felt on the verge of tears.

“Alright, everyone, pick a tool according to your needs…” Zhang Xuan pointed at the pots, bowls, and basins on the ground.

These items had been found in the storage rings of the Otherworldly Demons and were likely their cooking utensils. They were very clean, making them perfectly suitable for containment.

“Alright!”

Seeing his serious expression, not like he was intentionally causing trouble, everyone exchanged glances, then nodded simultaneously and, gritting their teeth, each picked up a container.

In a flash, everyone was gone.

They certainly didn't want to collect urine in front of so many people… it was far too embarrassing.

Only Zhang Xuan and Luo Ruoxi remained on the square.

“Ahem, here you go…” Seeing that the girl hadn't picked one yet, Zhang Xuan hesitated, then picked up a cup from the ground and offered it to her.

“You…”

Luo Ruoxi gritted her teeth so hard they felt like they would shatter. She stared coldly at the man in front of her, wishing she could slap him to death.

“What's wrong?” Seeing her displeased expression, Zhang Xuan stroked his chin and frowned. “Is it too small? Then… here, take this!”

He then somewhat reluctantly handed her the large basin he was holding.

“Get lost!”

Nearly losing her mind, Luo Ruoxi roared, feeling like she could explode at any moment.

Wherever she went, she was a goddess, an object of admiration. Yet, this guy dared to offer her a cup… and even worse, then handed her a basin! Did he think she could fill that? Believe it or not, I'll kill you right now…

“If you don't want to pee, then don't pee. Why get so angry…”

Unexpectedly, the other party didn't appreciate his kindness and told him to get lost. Zhang Xuan looked wronged.

“You…”

Luo Ruoxi was truly going mad.

She had always been impassive in any situation, like an oil painting or an outsider. But ever since meeting this guy, she was infuriated to death every time, and all her composure and calmness were utterly shattered.

“Alright, I'm going…”

Knowing that if he said anything more, the girl would surely explode, Zhang Xuan turned and fled.

Even after he left, Luo Ruoxi still felt her anger raging. Just as she wished she could drag him back and beat him up, a panicked voice rang out nearby.

“I don't have anything, what if I can't pee?”

She turned to see the Golden Origin Cauldron spinning frantically, seemingly trying to figure out if it could solve this problem, and looking even more anxious, almost crying.

“Don't leave, can someone lend me one… Also, Master, can you forge one for me…”

Luo Ruoxi's face darkened.

What kind of people had she encountered…?

Unaware of why the girl was angry, Zhang Xuan found an unoccupied spot, made preparations, and was about to produce some himself when he suddenly slapped his forehead.

“How could I be so foolish…”

The next moment, he vanished from the spot, having entered the Myriad Anthill.

“All of you, come here…”

Floating in the air, Zhang Xuan let out a loud shout.

In a flash, all the Saint Beasts stored inside flew towards him.

Knowing the dangers of the ruins this time, he had intentionally brought more back from the Master Teacher Academy, including the Violet Sun Beast, the nine kings of Cloudmist Ridge, and over a hundred beasts beyond the Saint realm.

“All of you, pee a little for me…”

He again took out a pile of pots, bowls, and basins and handed them to the beasts.

“Roar?”

“Roar!”

Although the beasts were confused, Zhang Xuan was their master, and they dared not disobey. They each picked up a large basin and turned around.

Immediately, a strong, pungent odor filled the air.

Not long after, each beast walked back carrying a large basin, with even the smallest amount weighing over ten catties. These Saint Beasts were several meters tall and enormous in size, so if they really wanted to pee, the quantity was naturally astonishing.

“Excellent!”

Seeing that these guys were indeed effective, Zhang Xuan nodded in satisfaction. With a sweep of his hand, all the Cyanwater Spiritual Liquid from the large basins converged, filling a huge barrel to the brim, totaling nearly two thousand catties.

“Alright, all of you go rest!”

Waving his hand, Zhang Xuan ignored the beasts. His body flickered, and he flew out of the Myriad Anthill.

Returning to the square, he saw many people had already flown back, specifically the members of the Combat Master Hall.

“This is what you asked for!”

Feng Xun snorted and handed over the basin in his hand. The others also passed theirs over, but the quantity was small. The combined efforts of the dozen or so Combat Master Hall members barely filled half a small basin.

“So little?”

Zhang Xuan glanced at the proud and robust Combat Master Hall members, his brow furrowing involuntarily.

So many people, each as vigorous as a dragon and fierce as a tiger, yet they produced so little…

“Little? What about yours? If you have the guts, show us! I bet you didn't get as much as we did…”

Recalling the miserable beating he had received, Feng Xun was furious and snapped at him through gritted teeth.

“I…”

Zhang Xuan was about to speak when he saw Dean Wu Tianqiong and several other deans, along with Teacher Mu and Teacher Wu, fly over, their faces flushed with embarrassment.

They pooled the contents of their basins, only to find it was still less than what the Combat Master Hall members had collected.

“This…”

Zhang Xuan was helpless.

Fortunately, he had thought of a solution; otherwise, with just this small amount from them, it wouldn't be enough to break the formation, let alone even tickle it.

“Forget it, you don't need to use yours. It's too little. Use mine instead!” Zhang Xuan gathered everyone's contributions, which amounted to less than one basin, casually tossed them on the ground, and shook his head.

“Use yours? Can one person's supply possibly be more than all of ours combined?”

Hearing him say this, Feng Xun grew even angrier and couldn't help but retort.

“This is mine…”

Boom!

A massive wooden barrel landed on the ground, weighing over two thousand catties and kicking up a cloud of dust.

“Gasp…”

“How is that possible?!”

All the master teachers and combat masters looked over, appearing as if they had gone mad, their eyes strange and their faces frantic.

Even if your bladder is large, there should be a limit! This much could be used for a bath and drown you several times over… Where did you get it?

Feng Xun, in particular, felt blood surge to his throat again.

How on earth did he produce so much?

It's one thing to be powerful in combat, but to pee so much… Does your bladder have a spatial fold? If we had known you could produce so much by yourself, what was all our effort for?!

“Alright, I'm going to break the formation now…”

Ignoring everyone's expressions, Zhang Xuan clenched his hand, gathered his True Qi, lifted the wooden barrel, and with a stomp of his foot, hovered in the air, flying straight towards the seal.

Seeing that he was about to break the formation, everyone stopped dwelling on the previous incident and collectively looked towards the gate.

They had studied this seal for a long time without finding any solution. Even the numerous Otherworldly Demons had resorted to desperate attacks, unable to devise any other methods. Yet, this Teacher Zhang had merely touched it and found a way, even asking them to prepare urine…

Everyone wanted to see what method he would use and what urine had to do with it.

Under everyone's gaze, Zhang Xuan arrived directly above the gate. With a solemn expression, he suddenly pointed at the wooden barrel below.

Boom!

A hole instantly appeared in the barrel, and the urine contained within shot straight towards the seal.

Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!

As soon as the liquid touched the seal, it was as if sulfuric acid had met steel. The seal immediately emitted a corroding sound, and the previously incredibly sturdy barrier dissolved in an instant.